I live in a conservation zone in a bog-standard, totally unremarkable terrace house built in 1893. I have this sign on my house so that visitors know that in 1897, nothing happened here and so I prevent any confusion. Actually, between 1893 and now, not much happened. It's pretty boring. I like it that way.
You, too, can shout out to the world that not much has happened at your house and that there's nothing to see with this hefty vintage-style cast iron sign.
This cast iron sign can be permanently screwed into a wall. Or you can use the two holes to hang it on a doorknob or nail, which is probably more sensible.
Nothing Happened Here Sign
This cast iron sign is fully recyclable and is 23.5x7x0.5cm. It's not a toy. Seriously, would you play with this?