"Thinking again?" the Duchess asked, with another dig of her sharp little chin.
"I've a right to think," said Alice sharply, for she was beginning to feel a little worried.
"Just about as much right," said the Duchess, "as pigs have to fly ..."
-Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
 
...so now you have a flying pig. Problem solved!
 
Pigasus will make any right thinking person smile, especially his cute little corkscrew tail.
 
This is a Felt So Good creation.