Once upon a time 2 intrepid British explorers were traversing the Himalayas. It was getting about 4-ish, so they stopped for a short sit down and, of course, set up the kettle.  Soon the smell of Earl Grey wafted over the mountain.

Suddenly, out of the gloom charged in a huge white monster, his great grinning fangs gleaming in the dusk, roaring "Ya...EE...tee!!".  This frightened the explorers so much they ran back down the mountain and told the nearest villagers what they saw.  The wise villagers nodded and said "Yes, the Yeti!"

Back up at the camp, the monster sat down, poured himself a nice cuppa and grinned. "Yay!! Tea!!" he said. 
 
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